Rules for a happy marriage:

1. Never be angry at the same time.
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your spouse.
4. If you have to criticise, do it lovingly.
5. Never bring up mistakes from the past.
6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
7. Never to go sleep with and argument unsettled.
8. At lease once a day say a kind word or pay a compliment to your partner.
9. When you have done wrong, admit it and ask for forgiveness.
10. Remember it takes two to make a quarrel, and the one in the wrong is usually the one who does most talking.